The One with Random Feeling

ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS NOW.. LIKE RIGHT NOW:

If you know it, SHOUT IT OUT NOW!!

The One With Positive Living

Working in a call center is crazy. Period. It pays well of course. Cos it's boring. I don't know about the others but I need to be on the move constantly. That's why I'm still keeping my job at TGI Fridays. It feeds my energetic mojo-jojo. When it is drained of its need to be drained, my mojo-jojo will not be good. It will retaliate. You don't want to make my mojo-jojo angry.... lol, repeat mojo-jojo faster, I swear you could hear blowjob! Try it..

mojo-jojo mojo-jojo mojo-jojo mojo-jojo blowjob! There you go!

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Talk about blowjobs, there are some girls out there (Debbie) who don't know that guys, under improper hygiene, produce cheese. (It's called smegma by the way. Google it if you want to see how it looks like girls so that you do not accidentally chew on one. Or two.). It's a stinky-cheesy-smelling lubricant produced when IT is dried up. (I think). Gross. I think that's where Ayamas got their frankfurter-stuffed-with-cheese idea from. And now there's black pepper too. Guys, wash constantly please! You don't want girls peeing fishy blood on you, do you? Well, for my beloved LGBTs, I'm sure (I hope!) that you people practice good hygiene, so no worries. Suck all you want. Disco stick. Vertigo schtick. Gahhhh-gahhhhhhh!!

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Talk about Gaga, I think it's trendy to dress your Christmas tree up like her! Would love to see that! Anyone in a Christmas mood already? I am! I mean, working in a mall with Christmas deco surrounding you, fake pines and real balls, carols playing everywhere and a general manager who could dress up as Santa, how much more Christmassy can one feel? Start hanging your stick and balls and probably some furry stuffs. Some bling makes it POP!

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Talk about something popping up, met a friend yesterday and he told me about this other friend of his who confided in him about being tested POSITIVE. That poor guy is only 22! Thank Advancement for free HIV treatment! In Malaysia apparently, the highest number of HIV are housewives. For every one prostitute infected, five housewives are infected with HIV. Get that, a 1:5 ratio. Who's to blame? The husbands for sleeping with prostitues and then comes back to their wives? Or... the housewives sleeping with the prostitutes..?? Lol, you'll never know until you do!

Till then, work now!

KJ

The One with Nominees and Good Laughs

Ok, Grammy Awards 2010 will be on 31st january next year. Beyonce and her alter ego, or whatever crap she calls it -Sasha Fierce, lead with 10 nominations including Single Ladies that caused people around the globe dancing in leotards and stilettos! Lady Gaga was dropped from Best New Artist because her single 'Just Dance' was nominated last year. Whatever people, you go Gaga. Hope she wins all 5 nominations! Oh ya, innocent girl Taylor Swift received 8 nominations, and this was her response, "I started freaking out and jumping up and down, I honestly never would have predicted this...". Yea right Ms. Swift. After trashing everyone else and winning 5 AMA awards including best Country Music, you did not expect this? Just be a little more realistic will ya? But good for you girl. Oh, do you know that Kanye will be there too? That guy has 6 nominations! Mmm-hmm, Beyonce has the best video ever... Black Eyed Peas with 6 nominations too! Yeah, I Got A Feeling that they will win. Dayum, this is tight! I miss my cat now... whom by the way ran away from me...

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Talk about animals, can we say AS PATIENT AS A COW?? Debbie was exlaining about a mother being patient with her husband and she linked her to a cow. This is the thing, what could be more patient than cows? Why cows? Because they don't run away when you milk them? Or because they are too busy chewing?? If we don't use 'as patient as a cow', what else can we use? Moo... I miss my penguin baby!! My clumsy little penguin.... wish you were here.. hugs

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Talk About couples, watched COUPLE'S RETREAT with Debbie and Sing Yun yesterday. Damn, we had a good laugh! Stars Vince Vaugn, Kristen Bell, and Kristen Davis from SATC.. Hillarous! Laughed till I teared. Go watch it! Banng Baaaaannnng! Salvadore.... motivation motivation!

Should be working now.

Be right back!

Japheth

The One With No Off Days

Currently cramming my days with work. Back in American Express and still keeping my job in TGIF. Double job. I don't mind having another one. Any freelance work for me? Anyway, all these explains the fact that I'm not blogging as frequent as I used to. I'm really exhausting myself and it's kinda good in a way though. I need money to get my baby Christmas present this year. Not gonna be a cheap one but damn it, it's all worth it. Also, planning to get myself a good facial clanser and moisturiser. Any suggestions? I'm thinking either Biotherm, Clinique or Lab Series for Men. (By the way, I find the word 'men' hotter than 'man' to represent those with danglers). The product I'm using right now is not that good but boleh la. Dayum, rents and bills too! Where's my money for facial products?!!

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Talk about beauty, went for the shooting of Malaysia's Ford Supermodel Search (elimination round) again. One of the contestant said "I was sick" as an excuse for a bad picture. Backstage I gave a piece of Tyra's advice, ' AVOID GIVING EXCUSES', even if you are sick, pull yourself together and take a great shot. It's not impossible. Anyway, can't really reveal much but yea, just watch it on Astro when it airs. Dayum, wish I have the body like those male models...drools.. But nothing beats Edward Cullen and Jacob.... Whose team are you on?? Team Edward or Team Jacob?? Not a fan of Twilight. Saw pics of them topless. Go Team Jacob!! Awoooooooo...! Wish I had the hair of Edward Cullen...scruffy...I want He Wolf now.


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Talk about singing, fingers itching. Feel like writing another song but with the absence of a guitar, it's like building a house without a brick, or singing madonna's songs without knowing the lyrics. So, Beyonce's concert "postponed"?? Still no news till now. Well, it's Malaysia. It's the only country. The only country. Be proud of that! Can you imagine what will happen if Beyonce were to be allowed to stage a concert here? Fans will start stripping, chanting Satanic love poems, worse, sing Video Phone all night long! I gotta say, it's not a pleasing Music Video at all. She thrashed Lady Gaga and that's a crime! Bad Romance is s-mmmmmack! Only thing missing from that music video is Miss J Alexander.

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Talk about Miss J, anyone of you seen Kumar's food travel show on AFC? Asian Food Channel. Well, he's not in drag though, just jumping around while the chef is cooking. He speaks mostly in Tamil, then English, at times BM if the chef is a Malay. Not as funny as the stage shows you've seen but occasionally, he would make silly jokes like showing his fingers when the chef said ladies fingers. Wish he did the same thing but in an evening gown instead. Bad choice!

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Talk about wardrobe malfunction, when I was on my way back home from work with Debbie yesterday, I saw a Caucasian male, 6-footer, 40-something, big belly, crossing the street with his wife (probably) wearing just a t-shirt and boxer shorts! He was walking around Asian Heritage Row. Gosh, Asian Heritage Row ain't a village though it may sound like one sir...


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Ok, more random Talk Abouts next time. Till then

G'day! Gotta work now.
Japheth (otter baby)

The One With the Fiery Head Winner

For once, the winner of ANTM is of good quality and she takes great pictures constantly. Knew she would go far ever since the first episode. Congrats girl

The One with The Double Job

Good news, TGIF is opening a new branch in THE GARDENS, KL! Even better news, I will be one of the crew opening the stall! How cool is that? Working part time there for now as a Host. Will be at the entrance greeting you hungry and horny people for food, bringing you to your respected seats, and let you bathe in wine. Pfft. Right. But yea, do come pay me a visit. One reason why I picked this restaurant to work is because, admit it, it's the friendliest restaurant you can ever find. And many times people forget to learn the basics, PEOPLE FIRST, and TGIF offers the best training. I'm a part-timer, so will be there until December. Catch me if you can.

Double job, as my title says, refer to Two jobs , working job and a nose "job" , and two post at a time(read next post). Damn, I think I'm really losing it. Sigh. Anyway, I think only in Singapore the roosters lay eggs. Ugh. Again.




Anyway, here I am, wearing my uniform...

























I think they are hiring now. Anyone who wants to be a host/hostess, waiter/waitress, bartenders, kitchen crew, dishwasher, or drag queen, feel free to have a walk-in interview. 1st floor, The Gardens, first restaurant you see when you cross the bridge from Mid Valley to The gardens. No, don't ask me for discounts or free food yet. But I could try.


Cheers people.
It opens on 11th Nov 2009. Check me out. I mean, check em' out.



Japheth S.C.

The One with The Fire

“It is amazing you know, because, I mean Singapore actually if you really think is a bit of a gay city because even the merlion is half-half, so… very soon they’re gonna remove the merlion and put me there.” – Who else.

I guess the Merlion had to live its life ‘half-half’. Don’t we? What halves do we live in?

I took this picture awhile back and now when I look back at it, it reminded me of past experiences that had helped stringed the muscles of my confidence I have today. Not enough to blaze a trail but sufficient to sail along the trappings of life.

To let off one’s guard and allow oneself to be crushed with all sorts of encumbrances when everything else is going smooth is easy but to draw one’s sword and march through deterrence of life is a battle for victory. That’s visualizing oneself smoothing through.

We have been through both. But which one are we going through now? A week ago, I went to the Dermatologist for a minor surgery on my nose. I have no idea where the scars/warts came from but I guessed the specialist fixed it for a reasonable price. Started off with a painful injection of anesthetics right to the nose that ballooned and numbed my nose. Without anything to grip, I clenched my fist instead and curled my toes as my soul screamed when the needle penetrated deep into the bridge of my nose few times. Tears rolled down as I tried to withstand the pain. Then there was numbness. That was just the beginning. The doctor took some sort of burning hot wire (I don't know what it was, my eyes were covered with dampened gauze but i could feel the scorching heat inches away) and started burning those scars/warts away. Thank goodness there wasn't any shock of pain but once in a while, he would miss his target and pinned the hot needle on my un-anesthetize skin. That jolted me as my fist clenched hard all the time. Since it was on my nose, the smell was, well, toasted. Or burnt. Finally, he removed what he needed to. It will take two weeks for new skin cells to surface. Everyday, I'm on antibiotics until today. That didn't stop me from hiding my face from the crowd.

Here's the nose after the surgery.

Sentences taken from one of my favorite novels, On Chesil Beach. Whole book revolves around one wedding night.

Hug me.

Japheth